A family tree, that is—- even fictional characters:
Star Wars Family Tree: These movies were all about genealogy, after all (I am your father, Luke!):
Donald Duck’s Family Tree: Do you know the names of Donald’s mother, father, and sister? I didn’t:
Disney Family Trees: Did you think that only ducks have family trees? No, indeed-- even Jiminy Cricket’s got one (he’s descended from nobility, and he’s got a brother and a sister):
Barbie’s Family Tree: It lists her relatives-- sisters, brother, and cousins, and her many friends. Yes, I’m curious, too-- how do the anatomically incorrect manage to reproduce?
Dracula’s Family Tree: Actually, this family tree begins with Vlad the Impaler, the very scary, very real person upon whom Bram Stoker based his most famous creation-- Dracula. By the way, don’t ask how Vlad came by his most unusual nickname if you are a squeamish sort of person: